Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

choking victim

Larry hit the nail on the head

Fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim.

by Bob Anonymous July 11, 2003

choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed October 6, 2008

chocking

Supporting the knees with wedges so they don't slip forward while fucking doggy style. Similar to chocking the wheels of a trailer.

My new girl insists on chocking her knees so she doesn't slide around while I'm behind her.

by loverlygirl September 7, 2016

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015