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chemtard

Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.
Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.
by baracine June 12, 2009
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Chattanooga Choo Choo

A sexual position involving four participants. The male penetrates a female while she is bent over, the female in turn eats out another female whom is also bent over, the second female then sucks off another male. BY linking the four participants a train is formed.
"Dude!..you should see that Chattanooga Choo Choo i just found on the net...I wish my girlfriend would do that!"
by IClimbMtnsNsx September 19, 2009
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Cetta

Cetta is a really beautiful and talented girl,her passion is mostly in singing and dancing,Cetta is a really humorous person she always cracks jokes but if she cracks a mean one it most likely would mean that she is just playing around, Cetta is a really nice,kind,and loving person,Cetta is also an athletic person she finds her passion in cheerleading,lacrosse,and basketball , if you see a Cetta make sure you make friends with her and keep her cause she will bless your heart
Girl1:that Cetta girl is really nice
Girl2: I know right
by Dew24 August 6, 2018
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Chertastic

To have the essence of Cher in your demeanor or physical appearance/style.
M:I just bought this lace dress. It'll look great with my ass tats.
K:OMC! Love it! It's so Chertastic!
by Mmm Fed September 22, 2011
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Chemtard

A. Someone who fails chemistry class.

B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of

chemtrails.
A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!

B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012
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Cheetah Chaser

Looks like another cheetah chaser has robbed the liquor store.
by Cookie 32 October 9, 2008
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Cheatar

The Cheat (homestarrunner.com actor)
is printed on to a guitar and has a song by limozeen featured in the SWF
Limozeen is a crap for brains but the cheat can come to my prom and steal my woman!
by BObo D. HObo August 2, 2004
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