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Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017
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champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 3, 2020
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Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.
Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."
by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022
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The Nikola Army of Champions

Commenly known as NAOC, has been around from 1985 and has gotten stronger over the years.

The main battle the NAOC has was against the JAOC(the juricas army of champions). That war last mere minutes as the NAOC proved to be too strong of a force for the weak JAOC(which is still alive right now but are in the same shape as the poorest african country).

The NAOC will pwn the world soon.
The Nikola Army of Champions is #1!!!
by NAOC Commander November 1, 2006
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Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)
SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
by gavint November 14, 2012
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Breakfast of Champions

Beer and cold Pizza, the ultimate frat boy breakfast.
After an awesome night we woke up and chowed down on the Breakfast of Champions.
by lrcboho December 4, 2003
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