chickspeak

The female language understood by other females but, not commonly understood by most men without some training.

Woman: "Oh look..I didn't know there was a Jared's Jewlers there."

Man: "Is that like asking me to buy you something from Jared's in chickspeak?"

Woman: "No."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Woman: "Well, maybe."

by Reyne DesCoeurs January 29, 2009

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Stimulus checks

Money that the (US) government hands out to its citizens during desperate times, not because they care about you, but because they're afraid you won't be spending enough money to boost the economy during this period.

Interesting fact: the "stimulus" in stimulus check isn't used in the psychological or physiological sense. Rather, it is referring to the economics concept of stimulating the economy (i.e. encouraging the transaction of commodities).

The fact that the name itself is in reference to the economy rather than you, the citizen, shows the shallowness behind it all.

Stimulus checks are a way of saying that the government cares, but not in the way that you'd imagine it.

The Canadian equivalent of a stimulus check is called CERB/CRB, which stands for 'Canada Emergency Response Benefit' and 'Canada Recovery Benefit', respectively. It has—from the very start—been giving out $2000 checks every month per individual. At least the Canadian name has a better ring to it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021

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White chicks and gang signs

1: The amazing likelihood that white girls, ESPECIALLY the suburbanized Daddy's girl type, will throw up a gang related, or at least otherwise symbolic, sign during a photo op. The two most common are the peace sign and the West side fingers. Even the difficult, two-handed "Bloods" sign has also been spotted in examples before as well. This occurs most often when the aforementioned white girls happen to be drunk, stoned, or somehow intoxicated.
2: One of the funniest videos on Youtube. Specifically illustrates the principle explained above.

1: "Oh, how surprising, another photo of your cracker-ass girlfriend and her 'homegirls' with a random inebriated 'white chicks and gang signs' pose. Do you really think ANY of those fuckheads are REALLY claiming Blood? We should keep them away from the hydro and drink when they've got a camera around."
2: "Dude, have you seen 'White Chicks and Gang Signs' on Youtube yet? It's all about your whitebread-ass girlfriend and those other dumb bitches she hangs out with!"

by KevinH112 August 18, 2009

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cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

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