Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Tia Carrere

Actress who is of Filipino and Hawaiian descent. One of her most familiar roles is from the movie Wayne's World where she played Wayne's rocker girlfriend, Cassandra.

FACTS:
*Real name: Althea Rae Duhinio Janairo

*Born:2 January 1967 in Honolulu, Hawaii, USA

* Her little sister could not say "Althea", it came out "Tia."

*Heritage is "part Chinese, part Spanish, part Filipino."

*Featured in Playboy Magazine, January 2003 edition

*Named one of the "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" by people magazine (1992)

*She ranked # 69 in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women (2001)

"Whoa, did you see Tia in Maxim magazine?" asked Mike. "She looked hot!"

by Hildur September 5, 2004

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

Porsche Carrera GT

the pinnacle of porsche automotive. this car was believed that the company put all their technical and engineering know-hows in this car.

porsche's limited edition supercar that went to production in 2004 and ended in 2006. the car has a 5.7 liter V10 engine which produces 605 hp and has a top speed of 205 mph. the car runs from 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds (0-60 mph in 3.5 secs). this is one of the most beautiful porsches and one of the most sought after by not only the rich porsche fanatics but rich car enthusiast as well.

The Porsche Carrera GT is arguably the greatest porsche ever built.

by taburnok45 May 29, 2011

carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.

Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!

by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 13, 2013