A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.
Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
by the1jew October 3, 2018
Get the Carbon Countymug. a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.
random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."
his wife: " he must have carbon fever."
his wife: " he must have carbon fever."
by alan68 February 3, 2013
Get the carbon fevermug. Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."
Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
by El Bicho April 10, 2010
Get the carbon datingmug. What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.
If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Carbon monoxidemug. The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.
Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.
by Sexydimma December 5, 2022
Get the Carbon arithmeticmug. Carbon foodprint refers to an individuals carbon footprint, specifically from the food they eat. The term originates from a British vegan company, Pips.
by EnvironmentalistNews August 6, 2020
Get the Carbon Foodprintmug. Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
by Ghoul July 26, 2018
Get the Coffee Carbonationmug.