carbon fever

a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.

random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."

his wife: " he must have carbon fever."

by alan68 February 3, 2013

Carbon County

A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.

Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*

by the1jew October 3, 2018

carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

Carbon monoxide

What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.

If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Carbon Foodprint

Carbon foodprint refers to an individuals carbon footprint, specifically from the food they eat. The term originates from a British vegan company, Pips.

Your carbon foodprint is so high. Have you ever thought about reducing the amount of beef you eat?

by EnvironmentalistNews August 6, 2020

Joey carbone

The literal meaning of a fuckboy

Your such a Joey carbone

by Pierre johstone February 5, 2015

Carbon Footprint

The quantity of greenhouse gases that have risen in the atmosphere caused by human actions.

The average quantity of carbon footprint globally is roughly around 4 tons, whereas the average in the United States is 16 tons which is 4 times the global average. The United States contributes to the 2nd most carbon footprint emissions globally following China which releases the most.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022