carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

by josjr March 29, 2010

Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.

Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =

by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007

carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

by King George and Haha Yeeyuh May 3, 2006

Carbonese

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

Carboreum

A cabinet or enclosure filled with carbohydrate heavy foods, (I.e; pastries and doughnuts).

The coffee shop had a potpourri of delicious pastries and doughnuts, brilliantly displayed inside a glass Carboreum.

by JeremyNeo May 29, 2016

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017