dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Amanda Callus

Amanda likes to come across as clever, switched on and brave, She can make friends really easy but loose them just as quickly. Amanda loves to be the centre of attention and is loud and often offensive. She loves to belittle people and airraid people's weaknesses to protect her own insecurities, deflecting her lonely , regretfull choices and non eventful existence. Amanda Callus has no pride or self respect and anything is within reason when it comes to getting high for free. Amanda has spent her whole life blaming others and is diseatfull , will jump ship on anybody for her fix. Amanda is a poor choice as a girlfriend as she is not faithful and will sleep with anybody for she is weak and an opportunistic fene choosing a taste over loyality always

You did an Amanda Callus and stole money out of my wallet

by Somebodythatnevergaveuponyou27 February 22, 2022

Calissa

A beautiful woman that belongs with there crush and will not reject you if you tell her something.She is kind natured mostly with brown hair and hazel eyes. She

person 1: Wow Calissa is so pretty I am going to tell her how I feel

person 2: I know Calissa is so hot go for it

by go to my tic tok Sofiavmarion December 4, 2019

missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017

Dirty Caius

The act of using a fidget spinner for female masturbation. A Dirty Caius is often used by teens and lonely ass sluts.

Yo, I pulled a dirty caius last night, I had the best time of my life! You should try, you can borrow my fight spinner

by Theshadowunderyourbed April 14, 2020

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

calisthenics

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
-or-
On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005