california

land that endures the verbal abuse of other states and nations while still welcoming the dreams and aspirations of other states and nations. Impossible to stereotype, yet often the subject of the crulest stereotypes.

Born and raised in California - I have never hugged a tree, and neither criticise others who do.

by Pandrake November 2, 2004

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill April 29, 2015

calxophobia

The fear of chalk and chalk related things such as chalk boards and chalky textures. Makes it hard for many people who enjoy playing pool.

I heard the the teacher made billy write his name on the board in marker instead of chalk. He has Calxophobia

by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

New California Republic

A group from the popular game series' spin-off, Fallout New Vegas contains the New California Republic, a group formed from a group of settlers in Shady Sands that attempt to uphold the laws, morals, and lifestyle of the pre-war government. The NCR's biggest appearance in New Vegas is at Hoover Dam, where they attempt to hold power of the dam's fresh water supply and it's power output. However, the NCR face bigger foes, such as Caesar's Legion, Robert House and The Courier, depending on which route in the game the player takes. The NCR is heavily based on the already existing California Republic.

Citizen: 'The New California Republic has claimed this territory.'
Citizen 2: 'Fuck them wank stains I like living here.'

by nsedg July 7, 2018

Motel California

Drug rehab

My parents made me do time at the Motel California.

by treet June 11, 2011

Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

by Tom T July 6, 2005