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Sears Cadillac

A pair of shoes. Possibly archaic - dates back to when a Cadillac was considered a highly desirable car.
"I couldn't get my jalopy running, so I had to take the Sears Cadillac to work"

"His dusty boots -his Sears Cadillac" - Jimi Hendrix, "Highway Chile"
by quasarmotorsports December 10, 2009
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Camila Cabello

1. Proof you can become famous by saying the capital of Cuba over and over again.
2. The singer that will make you think her heart is in a banana
Camila Cabello: Havana oo na na, I hope my heart is in havana,my heart is in havana, havana oo na na
Fan (Sings a long): Banana oo na na, I hope my heart is in banana, my heart is in banana, banana oo na na
by Y'all are Stupid June 6, 2018
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Cardell

1/2 black 1/2 samoan titan of a man. Tall dark and handsome, funny and outgoing, strong willed and minded and one of the coolest people you could ever get to know.
Cardell is a good man
by optimoman February 4, 2010
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Cadillac

Ca·di·llac {ka-dee-lak}
-noun

1. A drink which is half coffee, and half hot chocolate.

Origin: This was made famous in jails and prisons, and is carried on "outside" as well. It tastes bomb. One of many various clever creations, that stems from lack of materials and the abundance of boredom. It shows part of the ingenuity of commissary use that comes with incarceration.

NOTE: In Jail adding any pain killers, BZDs(benzodiazepines), muscle relaxants, benadryl, nyquil, seroquel, anything you can get, in excess, makes jail syrup.
Chris: What you got in that mug Ricky, coffee?
Ricky: A Cadillac.
Chris: It's almost lights out man, you gon be able to sleep?
Ricky: Na, I got these somas and benadryl, bout to make some syrup, wanna get down on this?
Chris: Hell yea, I got two xanny bars and one adderall.
Ricky: Lets do this.
by PulpSatire February 18, 2011
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Capella University

Like its counterpart Walden University, Capella University is a place where you can buy a degree as long as you're willing to pay. The similarities with Walden University (also located in Minneapolis, Minnesota) are so similar that the same definitions apply to both schools.
Like Walden, Capella is "an online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the Internet and have since bombarded the Internet with endless advertising spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their instructors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other online schools and teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The school's administration in Minneapolis, MN changes constantly. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly they can't seem to figure out who's running things.

Capella University is for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Walmart."

To paraphase the second Walden definition - Capella University is "a marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.

The school is the bottom of the barrel of acredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Capella University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Capella University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.
by BeenThere August 13, 2008
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capella

Capella, also known as α Aurigae, is the brightest star in the constellation Auriga.
Capella is one of my favorite stars!
by Auridus February 5, 2013
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Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014
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