Community School

A collation of rich bastards who have nothing to do but be ass holes, get high, and FUCK!

Do you go to the community school? Yeah, gotta be a rich ass dick!

by hater towards the TCS September 24, 2013

community dump

A shit that you take with all of your friends in the same bathroom.

"Aww man, lets go take a community dump!"

by mxlizard January 23, 2016

community college legend

A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.

John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.

by KImCobain February 20, 2015

Community Organizer

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.

At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.

by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008

community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

by Big D May 2, 2004

community college

Named because they have an obligation to accept anybody in the community and the only reason is that the person lives in that township. High school is not necessary for attending a community college. The SAT or ACT is not necessary either. You can answer every question with the letter 'A' and still get accepted into a community college. The dumbest of the dumb shit can be admitted, and the brightest minds of the universe can enter. It is guaranteed to suck ass and destroy the futures of all attendees as well as be a serious time waster. It is a very inefficient method of receiving an education.

Rachel: Don't you teach at a community college?
Ross: No, I teach at a prestigious university.
Rachel: Isn't it true that your male students pretend to be gay and be in love with you just to get an 'A' in the class.
Ross: (dramatically) THAT HAPPENED ONLY ONE TIME!!!!

by FriendsFanForever January 26, 2010

Community Organizer

noun. (synonyms: Community Activist, Community Agitator, Rabble Rouser, Opportunist, Predator, Jihadist, College Student, Liberal, Bum) Individual who intentionally takes advantage of and stirs up sentiment among certain urban populations with the express intent of achieving a specific radical agenda that frequently produces either power, fame and/or wealth for the individual. Incredibly, in recent times, a Community Organizer actually became President of the new People's Republic of Amerika.

"Hey Ahmed, I just heard that the American infidels voted-in a Community Organizer as President!"

"Salaam alaikum, you mean those suckers actually voted for our Muslim brother, Barack Hussein Obama???"

by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009