Vitamin cmen 

A healthy milky colored liquid all women should take 2 to 3 times a day, apply liberally to the face, breasts then ingest.
Causes smooth skin, eternal youth etc.. (keep spreading that i need my girlfriend to swallow more)

Dawn: Hey Carly have you had your vitamin cmen today?

Carly: Oh yes, all 3 times, i would have gone more but Fred was used up. Wuss.

Vitamin cmen by Radnar The Red August 31, 2012

cmosu

Cracking My Own Shit Up

I don't care if you laugh at my jokes I'm CMOSU

cmosu by lydden August 14, 2016

A.N.C.M. 

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

A.N.C.M. by green923jade May 1, 2017

CMV 

Change My View - common on reddit, someone states an opinion and challenges other people to change their view.

"The refusal to say 'curse words' is idiotic CMV"

CMV by demotic May 5, 2013

cmbyn

Short for “Call Me By Your Name”, Timothèe Chalamet and Armie Hammer’s 2017 movie, set somewhere in Northern Italy, 1983

Friend 1: “Hey, have you watched CMBYN?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I will never eat a peach again.”

cmbyn by timmysbitch April 26, 2020

cmts 

cry myself to sleep

ugh i hate school. i’m gonna cmts

cmts by swaggydata June 6, 2018

cmeao

crying my emo ass off

bad boy: i hear that Gerard Way died.
johnny: omg noo MCR is the best cmeao!

cmeao by thatemoconfusion June 21, 2020