SV Cartel

Aka the Silicon Valley Cartel. A conglomerate of big tech companies primarily in Silicon Valley that collude with each other to censor anything outside their narrative and crush any competition that does not fall in line with their interests.

Dude, did you hear that Steve's start up company lost their cloud services? The SV Cartel pulled the rug on his start up company only because he allowed a Proud Boy to use it once.

by Some Anonymous Dude February 25, 2021

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025

Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

A femboy cartel member that cosplays as any Pokémon character or Pokémon found on a Pokémon card

That guy is such a Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

by Riv4rs December 21, 2025

drag cartels

n. Fussy territorial groups with restricted visions who seek to control the lucrative trade in performative transgender and transvestism exhibitions. Blatantly monetizing what should be a freely open expressive artistic culture they monopolize ownership of performance spaces and artificially limit the supply of glitter, spangles, rouge, and gaudy feathers. New customers, lured by brief free titillating performances, soon find themselves saddled with a life-long six shows a week habit.

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Thankfully the drag cartels have been unsuccessful in their attempts to copyright sashaying, winking seductively, and using time-worn double entendres such as “Hey big boy! Why don’t you come in my dark room and we’ll see what develops.”

by gnostic3 January 10, 2026

Karen Cartel

Noun: A group or culture within a workplace or community predominantly made up of individuals exhibiting 'Karen-like behaviors. These individuals collectively enforce their own rules and norms, often making life inconvenient for others around them who do not conform to their expectations.

The Karen Cartel is known for its resistance to change, insistence on speaking to your supervisor, and a propensity for filing HR complaints over trivial matters.

"The Karen Cartel was on full display when the senior regional director, who I don't report to, unnecessarily involved my supervisor in a minor disagreement while attempting to micromanage me."

by Tyler_ June 13, 2024

Cartel TikTok

A cartel administrated and orchestrated by YouTuber and TikToker Beast Child. This cartel predominantly distributes Peruvian, Colombian, and Bolivian cocaine. In Beast Child's TikToks and Shorts, some members of the cartel are shown doing many tasks, such as distributing drugs, concealing drugs, and other tasks for the cartel.

"This huge drop just landed from Cartel TikTok, I heard they got some Colombian along with this Peruvian."

by Jadenette11111 August 13, 2024