Carlos

Carlos is a person who lost his car

Tim: Oh no, I lost my car!
Carlos: Wow, you are such a Carlos!

by Username1234567 January 14, 2022

Carlos

Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.

Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

carlos

Carlos the guy that needs to shower carlos stinks and reeks of sweat and farts

carlos stinks

by iloveme8392983 November 1, 2022

Carlos

the male gardener outside your window

When are the Carlos' coming? My plants need some trimming.

by ittttt February 28, 2009

carlos

a fucking retard

carlos is a fucking retard

by the creater of your nitrmere March 13, 2019

Carlos

A simp

Hey Duran, did you see how Carlos was acting earlier? What a simp.

by Urnewmom March 11, 2020

CARLOS

A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!

tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny

I would spend my whole life with him if he were Carlos.

by AMO July 17, 2012