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Big ol joe
by Poopoo nigga pants November 20, 2019
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butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
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butthole mohawk

when ones ass is so hairy their crack is full of pubes
hey cool my ass is punker then me
i got a butthole mohawk
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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loose butthole

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.
" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"
by BearssFan October 2, 2011
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niggers in my butthole

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019
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Dusty Butthole

This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole
Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!

Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .
by MS :) October 28, 2010
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butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.
by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011
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