Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.

Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend

by belogicless September 29, 2020

open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".

Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.

by LaffeyTaffy December 18, 2012

Ethan Butcher

A lanky twat who thinks he is hard but could get knocked out by a 5 year old. He looks like callums corner ("my head is not a tic tac") but add a gay hairstyle to him
He also tends to say suck your mum a lot

Ethan butcher is a nonce

by Owen.701 sc December 17, 2019

freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.

Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal

by clearblood May 15, 2021

crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute

bum love

by sheeldzy March 22, 2004

old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

butcher

the ultimate female pimp. This is a woman who plays men like a deck of cards. She will love you and leave you and is proud to say so. She will not be knocked down with words like slut or whore usually by rigid people who don't understand the concept of women liking sex.... she is a butcher...and enjoys meat. Can also be used as a verb to butch meaning to get with a guy tonight

example 1 " what did you do last night?"

"i butchered some meat"

" oh holla girl you are the ultimate butcher"

by FrenchFrygirl October 31, 2009