crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.

"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."

by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005

Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007

Butt Brushing

The sexual act of giving someone a rim job while using their ass pubes to floss your teeth. Especially effective for those with braces.

My dentist told me that flossing is just as important as brushing, but i prefer Butt Brushing

by dirtydentist1212 April 19, 2011

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007

brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.

1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"

by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

by imperialcock March 4, 2009