Brocksopp

A man of zero charisma. His sexual advances roughly matching that off a ape's, and his "smooth talk" will leave you feeling physically sick. Typically he will "football nod" you from a great distance before his approach.

Also see Douche Bag

{In An Arcade}

*Approaching a female with a singular prize ticket*

Brocksopp: Would you like a ticket? *Two eyed Wink*
Chick/Dyke: No.
Brocksopp: Score!

by UnknownQuantity January 17, 2009

brogus

A rare skin condition, in which the occpant develops large hives along the eyebrows when attracted to someone of the opposite sex.

Penelope developed a serious case of brogus every time she set eyes on her Highschool English teacher.

by Emma 2006 September 4, 2006

brocoski

another term for one of your bros.

Yo brocoski hows it hanging?
Pretty good broheim

by D. Bruce February 25, 2008

BROUSIN

WHEN YOUR FATHER MARRIES YOUR AUNT WHO ALSO HAS A SON.

HE USED TO BE MY COUSIN... BUT NOW HE'S MY BROUSIN.

by bored rrt's March 5, 2011

brousin

The above definitions are correct, but I'll also add that brousinhood can occur without some weird babymaking with two women who are also siblings. Another instance of brousinhood is when a family adopts their niece or nephew, later having kids of their own, making the adopted child and the newborn baby both brothers and cousins.

Stranger: Eminem, are your kids sisters or cousins?

Eminem: Well I adopted one from my ex-wife's sister, so I guess that makes them brousins...

by explicittt39 August 22, 2011

Brouse

A blouse that is worn on a man or bro therefore bro-use. Is usually of the mesh variety.

Man did you see the wonderful brouse he was wearing.

by that.witch.talullah November 12, 2019

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009