broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010

Brockin’

The act of chilling insanely hard

“What’re you doing today?”
“Just brockin’ bro

by DumbBrockin September 27, 2019

The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Brock Anton

1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;

2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;

3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.

1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";

2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";

3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."

by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011

brocep

The favorite muscle group of guidos, tools and douchebags alike. Instead of lifting and growing all the main major muscle groups, the douche will work and focus on hitting the bicep daily, resulting in a ridiculously uneven build.

"Wow that dude's broceps are huge, look at him curl the 70lb dumbbells... Too bad he can't bench press, deadlift or squat more than 135 lbs."

"Damn broski, lets hit the broceps again!"

by HITSTICK53 August 2, 2009

Brochocho

A fucking unit of a bro, absolute Bro, alpha male. Don't ever fucking Johnny Test a Brochocho.

"What's poppin my Brochocho"

by @Key March 9, 2019

Broccountability

A bond formed between bros; often realized when one bro says, "I've got your back bro". Broccountabilty is often found in gyms where bro's scultp together.

Ryan: Man I just love all the gruntswellin' weve been doing lately.

Ben: Yeah bra, the broccountability is off the chain.

by BenGordon October 25, 2011