Brexit Banquet

A very limited or non-existent meal.

Oh mate, that's a Brexit Banquet!

by JoylessWonder October 21, 2021

Brexit tackle

Two footing some skill move merchant twat into the grave and showing no remorse for him, his family or the consequences of the Brexit tackle

That Cameron tosser got Brexit tackled by Nick because he was sick and tired of watching Cameron do stupid Antony spin malarkey around the pitch like a prime Neymar jr.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Brexit means brexit

Means when somebody hits a massive slide tackle and usually sends them flying and it hurts them servely.

Brexit means brexit, I’m going to brake his legs and take his life.

by Brexit101 December 5, 2022

Brexit Football

A tactic/style of play which employs English players , high aggression , normally the 4-4-2 formation , parking the bus and hoofball

"Shaun Dyche, the true king of Brexit Football"

by PrimeBurgess May 9, 2020

BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023