Braden Evasion

A car chase maneuver. The driver when being followed will signal to turn left (or right)and then will actually turn the opposite way to try and lose the chaser. It usually isn't very effective but can work in various situations.

Braden is getting chased by Alex at a high speed in a residential area. Braden thinks to use the Braden Evasion; in an attempt to lose Alex, Braden signals to turn left and waits for Alex to slightly prepare to turn that way. Then Braden quickly turns right, hopefully outwitting Alex.

by dude_guy November 22, 2007

Bracejob

A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.

Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"

Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"

Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"

by errnburn April 14, 2011

braces

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

by Emily November 17, 2003

braden

the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.

girl 1: i just got a braden for christmas!
girl 2: i hate you thats what i wanted!

by cutie_booty December 20, 2008

braces

Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.

Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(

by RSanYon March 4, 2010

BRAE

When your bae is your bro at the same time.

(The Word was originally invented by Juliane and Jay)

Yo brae, wanna Netflix and Beer?

by Jaycleys July 19, 2018

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 13, 2010