Bourgeoisie

The word bourgeoisie means a middle class that have birds that are spies on the lookout.

The birds work for the bourgeoisie’s

by Maseratihottie July 30, 2019

welfare bourgeois

"those collecting welfare or food stamps who still manage to
be stuck-up about their houses, food, and mostly clothes"

"they are on welfare...but they are part of the "new welfare
recipients"...they're too good for some "expired" items or inconvenient service...they're the "come to me correct" food stamp users"

"I was stuck in line at the store, yo, when this "welfare bourgeois" started arguing with the clerk about the quality of`the fresh baked bread"

"The welfare bourgeois are working the system...they get all the good stuff first...and act like they're something."

by writah' May 7, 2008

Bourne High School

A small public school located in the first town on Cape Cod. Most of the students don't seem to realize that they live on Cape and insist upon being "gangsta". Others realize they are from the Cape and wear more Abercrombie than is really necessary at any given time. Still some think they are being "unique" or "alternative" by smoking the abundance of marijuana available and listening to Led Zeppelin . BHS's mascot is the canalman and its color is purple. In the way of athletics the school fails at pretty much everything with the exception of volleyball.

Person 1: "I go to Bourne High School now."
Person 2: "Do you play volleyball?"
Person 1: "No, football."
Person 2: "That sucks..."

by Canalman November 16, 2009

bourgewater

A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.

Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Bourne Night

A "Bourne Night" is the Act of Consuming a level of alcahol that results in memory loss to the Extent that very little or nothing can be Remembered of the Drunk Period once sober. The name is derived from the popular Bourne films in which the protagonist has no memory of certain events.

Dean: "I cant belive you tried to drink toilet water last night man!"

Tyler: "Really? I cant remember"

Dean: "Bourne Night, Yeah?"

Tyler: "Yeahhhhh"

by Staticdeano February 28, 2009

Freddie Bourne

is an American singer-songwriter, actor, and keyboard player. He is known for fronting the bands Exit 22 and Sahara from Jackson and Manalapan New Jersey respectively performing at The Stone Pony and The Starland Ballroom. Bourne is the winner of Liberty Idol of 2010 at Jackson Liberty High School and 3rd place finalist of Freehold Idol in 2008. He is known for his comparisons and looks of Seth Rogen and Jack Black. To his friends, Freddie is known to be the comic relief in his group of friends such as driving on the pick-up of a truck with almost no clothes on, dancing to loud music (not professionally), and his flamboyant personality to which confuses people of his sexual orientation. Despite this behavior, Bourne is straight known for his unintentional flirting with women.

Guy: Hey, Freddie Bourne! You are a great vocalist, man!
Freddie Bourne: Hey, thanks man!

Guy: You know who you look like? Seth Rogen. Ha ha ha!

Freddie: Ha ha, yeah, I get that a lot.

by UnknowntoPeople June 4, 2010

Bourne

Bourne, Massachusetts is a very diverse, ridiculous, and interesting place to live. This town consists of villages, Sagamore, Sagamore Beach, Bournedale, Buzzards Bay, Monument Beach, Gray Gables, Cataumet, and Pocasset. It is predominantly white and protestant with scattered Roman Catholics and African-Americans. The School system is alright until you get to Bourne High. BHS turns everyone into a screwed up, cynical druggie. The winters are absolutely brutal creating a ghost town. Nearly everyone in the town succumbs to smoking dope and drinking during the winter to cope with the lack of shit to do. When I say everyone i mean EVERYone. parents and children alike. One of the towns in massachusetts with most Marijuana use per capita. As spring comes about every village becomes inhabited with old people and tourists who take it as their right to deny the year-rounders the liberty of using the beaches and having bonfires. The summer is hot and humid and every village has its niche for the teenagers. Pocasset is bridge jumping, Sagamore beach is beaching, Sagamore is walking to the beach, monument beach is walking to pocasset, Buzzards Bay is being ghetto, and Bournedale is asking their parents to move. Once August comes and the tourists leave and summer is ending is the best time of year for a two week span between touristlessness and school is a freedom of no other. People with the luxury of living in this town take it for granted,

1- It's december what's up in bourne?
2- Smoking dope and drinking

1- It's april what's up in bourne?
2- Kids are getting antsy in their pantsy.

1- It's july whats up in Bourne
2- TOURISTS.

1- It's october what's up in bourne
2- Kid's are back in school and hating life.

by qdisciple July 9, 2010