very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.

Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?

by Leif June 10, 2006

Cherry Blossom

A virgin male or female. Because like cherry blossom they haven't lost their cherry.

"We call the kid at work cherry blossom/blossom because he's still got his cherry"

by Siktir git April 8, 2015

Blossy

The perfect combination of being high and drunk, also known as crunk. This can also be used to describe anything cool or awesome.

"Oh shit, the game last night was Blossy"

by Timayto July 20, 2008

Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

bolosh

the little strands of carpet

These boloshes are very itchy

by goneanddone October 11, 2016

Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.

I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.

by Incogni December 15, 2020

Blossomhouse

Slang for a group of people that sit around all day and do nothing with there lifes.Usually they waste there time screaming like children and complaining about things.They unIronically use slang they don't understand. Blossomhouse can also be used for group chats where several men simp over a single person.

I hear that logan kid joined a blossomhouse, Hasnt been the same sense.
I always knew jake was a simp. he joined a blossomhouse a while ago.
I can't believe paul joined a Blossom house,They have been motivating his lazy behaviour

by John William, August 22, 2021