Blowtard

someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.

person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!

by audrilove April 18, 2009

Brockbard

Someone who creates hero-tales of badger mythology and derring-do, which can never be substantiated by any evidence or witnesses.

" I've saved loads of badgers from certain death all by myself, disrupted countless shoots and destroyed scores of wire-thingy's !"
"oh Mike, you're such a brockbard."

by cage-breaker November 3, 2013

blanktard

The type who read your messages only to fuck off without replying.

Guy 1: Hey Rupert
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: *Reads message*

7 days later

Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: What a blanktard.

by jmw_90 July 4, 2016

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Blictard

A person who attempts to be cool by using the word blicky, but ends up looking retarded.

The blictard said “That was super blicky”

by Vancetay December 13, 2018

Blackyardigans

A group of the best friends in the universe thats multiracial and amazing people. This group consists of bria, amya, lesly, tori, hannah, sophia, mackenzie, margo, sahara, and elizabeth

“The Blackyardigans are the best group of friends ever”

by overdramaticteen May 17, 2019

blovitard

Someone who talks at length about pompous political speech, with either erroneous or no factual information to back it up.

Some blovitard Trump supporter straight tried to tell me that President Obama is a Muslim!

by Young Memzy May 27, 2019