riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007

Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.

"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!

by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011

digital bipolar disease

People who are knowledgeable about most things on the Internet but choose to have no data plan on their mobile devices.

That guy can only txt me because he has digital bipolar disease.

by cfine November 11, 2015

Bipolar Facebook Status maker

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

Bipolar

A roller coaster of emotions but at the end of it all you just want to throw up.

Chick: Since you're not going to talk to me...I'm going to send you a message...because i know even if you don't write back which you probably won't that you at least will read this. I know you're not off line so whatever. I'm just saying.

Guy: (stares at computer screen)

Chick: You could be a man and talk to me. But no...instead you just run away from everything. Like blocking me out of your life...and not talking to me. Fine delete me out of your life like you're probably going to...
Its not like you talk to me any ways. I'm sorry I was being a bitch and made this day worse for you...i was just in a mood...i have really bad bipolar I'm sorry.

i miss you.i love you.

...please still talk to me...i miss getting letters from you,we should start being pen pals again...i'm really sorry please don't hate me =

i'm really really sorry...i just want to be friends that's all i want.i'm sorry...i love everything about you,i like how you think and talk its different than most people you really care about things unlike most guys, and i really like that...you're a great guy.

i'm sorry...i miss you.

by thatgreengentlemen November 4, 2009

Bipolar Shopper

A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high class store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.

Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---

Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---

Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---

Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---

Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---

Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---

Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.

Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol

by B ii S H x L O V 3 x H A PP ii May 4, 2009

bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011