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benzo

1) (n.) A triplicate narcotic medication that any and all forms of government with a pharmaceutical sophistication past that of the bronze age should be required by law to distribute freely to all of its citizens.

2) (n.) benzos have been clinically proven to cure AIDS, cancer, the ebola virus, and all STDs.
1) The quality of life has improved so phenomenally after just a mere .5 klonopin and .5 ativan benzos, daily, that I have begun to see the world in a beautiful new light.

2) After being carefully being prescribed some Xanax sticks, Osama bin Laden decided against blowing up the world and smoked the benzodiazapen peace pipe with GWB.
by sux0r April 17, 2006
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benzo' lampin'

Verb. To chill in the crib with the light on while on "Benzodiazepine". Compound word, original root. Lampin' ,verb; "to chill in the crib with the light on.

Originally coined by Jokestore 2.0
"OI its Prawn! What are you f*cking c*nts doing?", said Prane "Aint sh*t, benzo' lampin' watching UFC" replied Keyboard_Face
by zulah_de_bat July 9, 2010
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benzotini

a drink similar in consistency to a martini that also contains some type of benzodiazepine—such as Valium, Librium, Xanax, Klonopin, or Rohypnol—mixed in. See also "Roofie Colada"
Bartender, I'd like three benzotinis, two Roofie Coladas, and six shots of tequila, because tonight I wanna get fucked up off my ass!
by BarMan57 September 12, 2010
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Bezosphobia

man 1 look at this picture of jeff bezos

man 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please dont show me thos i have Bezosphobia
by sneezus christ October 4, 2021
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Beezos

Slang word for 'beer' at public schools, origin Harrow possibly.
'Wahey mate/star, lets get some beezos in'
by beardo April 27, 2004
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Bezos

by Mike Gotta January 10, 2019
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bonzosterone

(n) Pronounced: Bonn-zoss-tAH-roan: An imaginary hormone that lends Australian men their superhuman attractiveness and makes them an absolute pleasure to be around. Effects seem to be amplified by beer.
Etymology: From the Australian "bonza"; meaning good, top-notch, true-blue, you-beaut-super.
Not to be confused with bozosterone; the imaginary hormone that makes really stupid people painful to be around.
"I felt a little squirt of bonzosterone as I heard Paris mutter the magic words: You can call me anytime."
Or:
"That guy is totally lacking in bonzosterone
by bonzasaurus March 15, 2007
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