tart beaver

Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver
by Mark the dir November 03, 2014
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Vag Beaver

Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!
when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.
by Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 24, 2012
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Beaver Gasket

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.
At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020
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Beaver wisdom

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.
Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!
by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018
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Beaver dam

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.
Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.
by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023
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Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.
I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.
by NonnaK July 26, 2010
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belching beaver

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.
by Spanky G April 24, 2020
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