milking yourself

To jerk off / masterbate

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.

by Hickey boy March 11, 2018

sod yourself

Meaning "Fuck yourself" in British slang.

"You're being a douche; go sod yourself."

by Chris B D May 4, 2006

cutting yourself

a way of coping with stress / anger / emotional pain. Often ascosiated with goths / emos. However, it is a way of coping and should be taken seriously.

the death of her father caused her to cut herself

by lauz May 13, 2005

Shit yourself

To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.

Joe: Ugh! What's that smell, Larry did you shit yourself?
Larry:Uhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Googling yourself

1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.

College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.

Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.

by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010

fuck yourself

What is being proposed is not going to be a possiblity.

Joe: I think I should get to sleep with your girlfriend!
Jim: Go fuck yourself!

by Steve V December 2, 2007