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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*
by Karlsberg June 21, 2008
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betterbet

Sure bet your bottom dollar on betterbet.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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AA batteries

A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!
Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘

Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!
by lovebugforlife14 March 2, 2021
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Butterbean

A girl with a pussy so wet it slides in like butter
It could also be used as an insult but you're essentially calling them a wet vagina
"How was that girl?"
"She had a butterbean, slid in like nothing."

Or
"POLICE! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW!"
"Lol fuck off ya smelly butterbean"
by I smoke ket and cats May 23, 2018
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man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.
I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.
by Chilidog December 14, 2007
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Batterized

Being battery operated.
The camera is batterized.
by InezP October 29, 2017
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