to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily
Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010
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Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017
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After boning a random street walker, before paying you shoot a grappling hook out the window and fly out, yelling "I'm Batman, Bitch!"
Person 1 - "I wanna root this hot prostitute but i have no money."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."
by ~Heretic~ July 1, 2008
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For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008
Get the wank in a batman suit mug.When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
-turns off headlights-
"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
by dangles November 1, 2012
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1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)
If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"
by Joker June 17, 2003
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