Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

babestation manager

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.

Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019

Bæsj

Norwegian word for poo. Can also be used as the term "shit", though this would be considered a less mature way of saying it.

Pronounced "basj", with "a" beeing pronounced as the "a" in "bat".

Jeg bæsja så hardt at rumpa begynte å blø

Translated:
I pood so hard, my ass started bleeding

by HeyJohnnyboy October 24, 2010

Babes

A universal term that can be assigned to anyone of any gender regardless of any romantic connections typically used to gain ones attention or as a way of endearment or recognising the person

person A: I just fucking lost my purse
person B: babes .... ur wan slow child

Person A: Babes, take off your jacket
Person B: Baes, mans not hot

by JijiandMimi June 30, 2018