The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.
The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.
by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009
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Get the bastette mug.There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
Get the turdkey baster mug.1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007
Get the Basteria mug.An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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Get the Faggot Baster mug.basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted
1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.
2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.
2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.
by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010
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