basic bastard

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

by sverige March 30, 2015

Basic Bitch

(Noun): A stereotypical suburban high school or college aged white female. Most often seen wearing yoga pants, over sized university hoodies, or Ugg boots. These girls are often seen gathering at your local Starbucks or Chipotle. When seen in public they most likely will be with other basic bitches or texting their bff on their iPhone. Your average basic bitch usually owns and drives a high end or luxury vehicle that mommy and daddy bought. A normal basic bitch is often in denial that she is a basic bitch and thinks she is a bad bitch because she listens to hip-hop and rap and judges other people who she thinks is inferior to herself or is seen as a lower class citizen or minority.

Guy 1: "do you think Jenna is hot?"

Guy 2: " yeah, but she's a basic bitch. You'd never have a chance. Her standards are too high and she only likes douchebags."

by insertclevernamehere September 19, 2014

basic bitch brigade

A group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots.

Chris: "Yo Jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"

Jordan: "Oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade!"

Pat: "Shots?"

by geeked May 19, 2014

Basic Bitch

Typically a female, who:
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have

-copies other women

-painfully obvious that she has no own personality

"Omg! Did you see that girl?"

"No.."
"Me neither. She was probably a basic bitch."

by Hippie55555 July 16, 2015

Basic Bitch

The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.

J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....

by thatwasjusttheworst October 9, 2014

Basic Denver Bro

Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.

Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.

by Obi commode-y January 6, 2015

basic bitch brunching

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.

Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

by saw2015 March 29, 2016