Bash one out

(Verb) Originating from Yorkshire, this is a slang term for the act of masturbating, or "bashing". To bash one out, means to have a good masturbating session.

Steve left the room mid way through the film to bash one out. I heard him moaning in the next room.

by Samwiez September 29, 2010

bash.org

A database of IRC/Instant Messenger quotes. Other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. Criticized for the sheer amount of crappy quotes. Also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.

As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.

How to get into the Bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:

<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.

by Madvillainous June 11, 2005

Bash fucked

An almost violent expression of passion committed by a woman on her man..

Tom... What is wrong with Scotty? He looks damaged!

Patty... He’s fine, Jenny bash fucked him last night and he’s a little tired

by Scottymac bling October 15, 2019

bash.org

n. - a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from IRC and IM conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.

<IRCer> is bash.org that quote database i've heard so much about?
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards that rejected quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
<Vorondil> yeah

by Vorondil September 7, 2004

bash on

To continue in ones practice or activity.
A cheeky alternative to "Go Ahead"

Stuart: Can I shag you're ex?
Keith: Bash on

by monkeystu52 April 17, 2007

Bash A Granny Out

For a male to engage in sexual intercourse with a female (possibly of loose moral character); and do so with such vigour that the effects are felt generationally with, perhaps, ageing effects.

(Sid) Did you see the tits on that?
(Johnny) I did; I'd bash a granny out of that one!

by wyndysascha May 24, 2011

Bash Brothers

Taken from the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks and the characters of Reed and Portman. This can be used to refer to any two guys who are really close friends. They share the same interests and usually partake in them together.

Occasionally, there can be a third member who sometimes joins the bash brothers. This person can be referred to as the third bash brother, or "Wu-Wu-Kenny Wu."

Jeff: "Where are Neil and Cory?"

Bryan: "They told me they were going to their club meeting and then to their intramural basketball game after that."

Jeff: "Man, those two do everything together. They really are bash brothers."

Bryan: "Yeah. But you hang out with them a lot, too. You are like the third bash brother, Kenny Wu."

by Julie "The Cat" Gaffney July 27, 2009