The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
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Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.
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A short, hairy, foul odor creature. Typically known form defecating ones said underpants do to irritable bowel syndrome
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The guy is a total Ched City Baredini, just look at the way he weaves through his opponents in the offensive zone.
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