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Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck
If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock
by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013
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Barbie

A plastic doll, apprx. 11 1/2 inches in height, manufactured by Mattel since 1959, where she was introduced at the American Toy Fair at NYC. Barbie, a rather well endowed female, is known to have been an astronaut, a lawyer, veterinarian, model, and much more-and recently-a mom. Fact of the matter is, so many weirdos are obsessed with Barbie that they tend to attempt to obtain her figure and looks, which is completely impossible, as Barbie is a fictional character. Barbie also owns many dollhouses and convertibles in her name. If it were not for real people out there, she'd quite possibly be the most successful creature out there.
Barbie is blond, has a pink convertible, a pink house, and a number of sisters. Her boyfriend/husband/whatever you'd like to call him is named Ken. Yup...
by Tifa November 25, 2003
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Barbershop Quartet

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!
by Clary Fray July 22, 2009
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caribou barbie

Nickname for Sarah Palin, current governor of Alaska. Term is used as a pejorative that puts good looks and her Alaskan background over any experience at the national level.
Single males will be disappointed that Caribou Barbie is not in season.
by desuvius October 23, 2008
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Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.
We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.
by Marthakay December 13, 2005
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Barber

The most powerful person in the world decides whether you will get roasted for the next 2 weeks.Often compared with God Himself
LaJohn-Man that nigga screw up my hair so hard i look like some steve Harvey shit nigga

Daquan-yo ima expose yo ass

DeWhiteboy-man your barber must be ass nigga for that shit
by The name definer 22 June 2, 2018
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7th Barrier

by Hardest December 19, 2008
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