by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 28, 2013
An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
by kkkcuf March 28, 2013
Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009