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Backseat Fucked

When a good student is put in the back of the class to set a barrier or wall between the reject kids who were put there. The student is only there because the teacher doesnt want to deal with the stupid kids anymore, and good student suffers from it.
Boy 1: My grade is totally dropping in math because I can't see the board anymore. Mrs.Smith totally backseat fucked me.
Boy 2: I understand! Ever since I was was moved to the back in history to provide a wall between the slackers, I havent learned a thing
by HannahHorton December 23, 2008
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backseat shenanigans

When someone does something mischevious, sexual or otherwise in the backseat of a vehicle.

*Common in black VL non-turbos*
PERSON 1: "Ey, what's this sticky stuff in the backseat of your VL?"

PERSON 2: "Was it Paul and Vanessa's backseat shenanigans after Jimmies?"

PERSON 1: "It was, those horny fucks!"

PERSON 2: "Doesn't he live in Gunn Court?"

PERSON 1: "Let's go egg him"
by Stevito January 13, 2008
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backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008
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Bankspeak

It is the language when technical people in banks talk about solutions.
James doing the bankspeak again: "The deployment pattern from SIT to PAT needs approval from MW, TREMIS, MAT, SAT."
by devopsguy February 5, 2017
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backseat watcher

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.
Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"
by guppietoe December 5, 2009
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backseat humper

1. anyone that participates in rectal raiding

2. anyone that fucks in the backseat of a car
3. watching porn and trying to tell them how to do it
dude! i drove by the movie theater and guess what i saw!! i saw two dudes doin' the backseat hump!! they was backseat humpers!
by crazy cat ladyies May 17, 2011
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Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
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