Fan Beer

A reference of an empty beer can (or series of cans) that are temporarily stored upon the blades of a dormant ceiling fan. The cans were strategically placed there due to the overcrowding of empty cans upon a beer pong table. Excessive empty can storage upon a beer pong playing surface could potentially compromise the integrity of the game, thus leading to the need for an extra empty can placement area. An unused ceiling fan is a perfect collector of spent beer cans, due to its convenient proximity.

Fan Beer can also be used by its lesser known variation; a cold beer that is consumed on a hot summer day. A fan beer is a great way to cool down and relax.

The Fan Beer reference is commonly used across Michigan. It is believed the term was coined during a "Thirsty Thursday" drinking session.

"DUDE, What the hell is that thing up there?
Fret never more, it's merely a Fan Beer."

by Shaul DeGaul May 10, 2011

beer mile

run a mile on a quarter mile track ... but before each lap you chug a beer

you are a winner at life if you can run a decent beer mile.

by liquidice5 May 3, 2005

piss beer

A weak American-style lager.

I was mowing my lawn, and it was so hot I'd even drink piss beer.

by TravisJake August 22, 2007

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

Beerbrigadier

In many countries, especially those formerly part of the former British empire, a brigadier is either the highest field rank or most junior general appointment, nominally commanding a brigade.

A "Beerbrigadier" is the highest rank pisshead amongst a band of alcoholics on a "pub crawl". The ruling "Beerbrigadier" of the beer brigade decides what pub is best, what beer is tastiest, and what fat slag is worth shagging.

"Look at that fellow, he just drank 11 pints of ale! He must be a beerbrigadier!"
"Onwards to the next pub! Follow the beerbrigadier!

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

Beerapy

The use of beer to deal with problems as opposed to therapy.

"My girlfriend broke up with me today. I think I need a good beerapy session"

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

Beer Flop

A Canadian-Austrian drinking game played in a water body. Players chug a beer can in a body of water, stick the can in a flip flop (slippers) and race the flip flops. The players cannot move from their position or push the flip flop with their hands. The players are only allowed to push the water towards the flip flop to get it to the finish line. First flip flop across the line wins. For advanced players, they can also try beer flop extreme. In the extreme version the players have to be naked in the water body to play this game.

Let’s get naked and play beer flop.

by Baro35 August 24, 2018