NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.

"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."

by poopy January 1, 2004

Aradhippou

A kingdom in Cyprus having a city-state like structure. If indeed the rebegining of humanity is sourced back to Noa, Aradhippou is where Noa's ark was found after the kataklysm. Humanity-Adropia is found in abundance in Aradhippou.

I wish i was from Aradhippou.
Aradhippou tziai ksero pswmi.

by Mr Markou April 10, 2005

Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.

Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'

by J Riley July 14, 2008

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010

aradea

A guy who's inevitably funny no matter what they say. He brings cuteness wherever he goes and he also gives the best hugs. He fills the room with joy and is always optimistic. Sometimes he may lament his own decisions, only to help others. Additionally, wherever he goes, all the ladies follow him.

Person 1: OMG, It's Aradea!!!
Person 2: I wanna get a hug from his cuteness

by Altansarnai Hasan March 20, 2019

COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

by bribo67 February 18, 2011

Wild Card Award

A Wild Card Award is an award that has no pre-defined criteria or value, in and of iteslf; but rather takes on the criteria and value of whatever category the nominator chooses. It celebrates individuals who have very rare traits that are also highly impactful.

Laura is so passionate for team building that she often comes off as hilariously forceful as if insisting that you'd "better have fun, dammit!". As such, I will be nominating Laura for a very clever award category: as a Wild Card Award nomination, I can write-in the category "Monica Gellar Award for Team Building".

by Salty Kitty December 5, 2014