awakeness

To describe how awake one is.

Person: I don't think I have the awakeness to understand this right now

by Sammixx May 22, 2016

Awakeness

The state of being awake. Awakeness can we taken away or given depending on the situation wether getting sleep and gaining it or losing it in a boring class.

Maths today drained all of the awakeness out of me

by Snhojtap13 October 4, 2019

star wars: the force awakens

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.

Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens

by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

Stay awake and bake

The act of staying up and smoking weed or serenity for long periods of time into the night

Me and my friend pulled a stay awake and bake last night we stayed up till 4 am smoking bowl after bowl

by Dj ticka teeee January 20, 2010

Rude Awakening

The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks

Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.

by biggie_ September 24, 2005

'Staying awake' sex

Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.

We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.

by kaiser1 November 6, 2008