Autodocumentism

Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!

by Kees Rampage February 14, 2008

Autocorrect

The annoying as bitch that dosent stop correcting us when we type FUCK U AUTO CORRECT

*typing* * AUTO CORRECT COMES IN AND AUTOCORRECTS IT TO SOME THING NASTY* u be like: AUTOCORRECT AUTOCORRECT ITS WAS AN ACCIDENT| I’m just speaking facts

by Ellinay Perez October 19, 2019

damn autocorrect!

A phrase written (and sometimes shouted) after one notices their smartphone's auto-correct has corrected a typo to a word other than the one they had actually intended.

Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.

"I spent all day hunting for a good fuck for tomorrow night."

"*duck! Damn autocorrect!"

by WerriamMebster September 29, 2011

automotive welder

A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.

Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.

by Jethro123 May 18, 2018

AutoModerator

A Reddit Robot who manages your posts. He sucks. I don't like him.

AutoModerator removed your post

by Papyrus_69 January 12, 2021

Steely wheelie automobily 5

A game where you rob banks, smoke coke, and bang some hoes

Hey wanna go Steely wheelie automobily 5?

by xxdarkgamingxx January 16, 2019

Autoboss

1. a person who exudes game far greater than any 'boss' ever could; one who is a level above a boss and is leagues above such ranks as a 'baller' or, especially, an 'underballer'

1. Jack Bauer is so unbelievably BA that he can only be described as an autoboss.

2. That dude is never false stepping with the ladies - what an autoboss!

by JackBauerIsAnAutoBoss May 2, 2009