austine

An extremely gorgeous guy.
He is a skater that is very good looking although he may be a saddist and a ladies man.

Omg! Look at Austine, he's so FINEEEE today as well.

by CookieCHUNKIES101103 November 30, 2011

Saint Augustines

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.

Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

by Bumhole annihilator June 2, 2022

FABIAN AUGUSTIN

200-Year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿, World-renowned Titty milk connoisseur🤱 and fruit loops🦒 specialist. Also known for hosting underground racing tournaments with his adopted son Tod 🏎️, Together they Conquer both the Film and NASCAR industry.

👹😈vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb🔮👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

augustia

1: Unique
2: Best bitch in town

Augustia is the girl who stole my heart.

by Augustia December 20, 2016

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

austined

an attempt to prank gullible members of a guild or alliance in a game.

Did kaybah just get austined? Yes, she tried upgrading doomsday lab to level 2.
Syk tried warning Kaybah she's being austined.
Alison get's austined all the time.

by stateof801 June 3, 2020

Augusting

The failure to reply appropriately to specific questions in an email, in turn, causing more confusion. As defined by Adam Carolla and Bald Bryan on the Adam Carolla Show, referring to Adam's manager Mike August.

I emailed Mike to see what day/time he wanted to meet us at the CPK, and he simply replied, "Great!" Now, we're 26 emails in and he's still augusting me.

by urban_turban April 2, 2015