Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.

Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!

by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011

assjacked

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006

Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

asscrackamaticus

1. a noun used to describe the rear of a beuatiful girl
2. a verb used to desribe something that is very good, excellent

1. Beyonce has got the asscrackamaticus.
2. Last night's party where I jerked it in your girls face was asscrackamaticus.

by UnderRadar November 27, 2006

assback

A rare medical condition in which the person is born with two asses. The normal ass, in its normal location but slightly to the left, then a second ass mid back, but slightly to the right.

My friend Bloodliine said "Dude this chick has underwear for a shirt." to which I replied, "No man, she has assback."

by John Vítal August 25, 2008

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009