sasquatch

the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.

i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night

by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004

assquach

One whos ass region resembles that of a sassquach, so as to say, they have an exceedingly hairy ass.

Beware the mooning of the assquach

by Steveblah August 1, 2006

Sasquatch Shit

The kind of shit where you have been living off of only bagels and granola for about a week and when you have overcome the epic battle of shitting this monster you have no choice but to wipe with a pinecone or sharp stone, because that is all you can find. Usually occurs in the Colorado Rocky Mountains on hiking or rock climbing trips.

On the hiking trip I had the hugest Sasquatch Shit evuurrrrrrr!!

by Sassy-squatch December 31, 2009

Sasquatchistan

The existence of this country is denied by most; but such people have no homelands to be spoken of. Most trees here are dead, as they have been turned to parts used to build a paper processing plant. The population, surprisingly, is not one consisting of "big foots", but rather rednecks, hillbillies, and on occasion, a local sheriff. This country is known for large underground deposits of cotton. Recent conflicts here have prevented tourism and cotton from being major economic sources of money. Thus, there is no system of currency here. You can only access this place by riding the SS. HOLY SHIT, or the Howling Executioner of Hades, if he is in a good mood. However, the LMSYR prevents most people from accessing Sasquachistan. The LMSYR has been fighting scottish pirates for well over a fortnight. They are losing. They are high.

Ay, bitch, get yo ass in da car so we can hit dat Sasquatchistan wit mah molten shit, bro.

by The Twelve Tounged Tree January 1, 2010

Sasquatch

A white male, who’s name is Connor. Runs like the monster and is seen in the Pennsylvania area, playing football.

I saw Connor running!

Is that a sasquatch? No it’s just connor.

by COBALTBLUU June 7, 2018

Sunset Sasquatch

When I stick my Big foot in your poon.

My dogs are barkin from all the Sunset Sasquatch love my old ladys been requesting.

by RVCIII January 14, 2008

Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010