Assumptivitis

The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

by Mental Ward Publishing January 23, 2009

assimmolation

Lighting farts; what else?

Jake's assimmolation caught Betty's hair on fire and went straight to YouTube.

by cutelyaware January 22, 2011

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016

Assuminator

a person who assumes things

"Stop being an assuminator"

by Uncuffable November 11, 2018

assumptious

A person who makes assumptions.

Stop being so assumptious!

by Modern Shakespear December 23, 2018

Assuming

Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .

Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"

by Ze_IvanIvanov March 7, 2020