Assist train

A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.

Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.

This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader

/assist 1
/cast fireball

by Ettanin August 10, 2010

Assistant Snitch

A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.

Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.

by Sammy Soze October 26, 2011

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

Assistmas

The few years of Christmas lunch where the parents hand over Christmas duties to their children - specifically the tiime when the parents are still making most of the food ; the handheld handover of Christmas

Thanks for the great help with assistmas this year mum

by Colbanger March 19, 2017

Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager

The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager

by tired crew kid April 4, 2019

Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009