assmonkey

An incredibly unlikely thing that has happened.

From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.

by herculaneum November 23, 2006

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 11, 2007

assmongrels

A word used in frustration; similar to pain and fuck

1. Assmongrels, I stepped on this pile of shit.
2. Assmongrels!

by Halipender Arpneer July 7, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

by puss_boots November 28, 2009

Assion

Assion is the ability to shake your butt like a black girl.
(ass)ion

woah. she has assion.

by trigiclycaucasion August 9, 2012

assonate

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.

Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.

by 46cjb November 29, 2010