eardrum assassin
eardrum assassin by DGringo October 1, 2009
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Status Assassin
A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
Status Assassin by BMonz February 5, 2012
Ham Assassin
Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.
Ham Assassin by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016
sandbox assassin
someone who is attracted to girls who are way too young for them, such as a college guy being attracted to a middle school girl.
Dude, I just saw like 3 sandbox assassins checking out a bunch of 12 year old girls coming out of the pool.
sandbox assassin by Wesley Elliot January 22, 2011
Pussy Assassin
1. Pussy Assassin (n.m.) A pussy assassin is one who can sense or smell pussy, and immediately assassinate it.
2. One who has banged many, many girls, and has quite a respectable collection of V-Cards. See V-card.
2. One who has banged many, many girls, and has quite a respectable collection of V-Cards. See V-card.
Geezy the Pussy Assassin from Montreal is one of the most well known Pussy Assassins.
"Yo! Check out that fine ass bitty yo!"
"Yo man, I would NEVER be able to hit that."
"Yeah, well if you were Geezy the Pussy Assassin you defs could."
"Yo! Check out that fine ass bitty yo!"
"Yo man, I would NEVER be able to hit that."
"Yeah, well if you were Geezy the Pussy Assassin you defs could."
Pussy Assassin by Gino_K October 18, 2006
ass assassin
ass assassin by atown86 December 25, 2007