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Assidicity

The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”
Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!
by Willie Earl January 29, 2022
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Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.
Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”
by anonymous June 20, 2022
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Assidge

When you see a girl with a fat ass and her crack shows
Damn shawtae with all due respect, you got hella assidge
by Javitoosmooth March 15, 2023
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Assadism

A Muslim-hating ideology that consists in allowing a secular mass-murderer like Assad to commit any kind of atrocity and human rights violation, in virtue of the fact that he is a secularist and that Muslims are seen as animals who should be kept at bay through dictatorship and genocide.

To sugarcoat the pill, often assadists promote their Muslim-hating ideology as something opposed to American imperialism, to make it appealing to Muslims and to hide their evil and vile intentions. They will therefore claim that they hate America and the West, and that Assad is resisting against a Western plot to destabilize Syria. The claim often appears ridiculous due to the fact that the assadist lives in the West and they appear to have no hatred against the West. 100% f the victims of Assad and Syrians and they have a huge troubble explaining why waging war against the West involves killing only Muslims, without touching any state like Israel or the United States.
"Your uncle died, he was killed by assadists"
"Assadists are forcing the Syrian refugees to get back to Assad, so that he can finish off their families"
"Hopefully there will be a new Nuremberg trial for the assadists one day"

"Assadism is destroying the Middle East"
by truth_writer July 3, 2023
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Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.
I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.
by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023
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asskid

a kid who was born of the power of ass a person who was naturally born with the name assim
he also built like an orange.
he magnetically collects ass from male to female.
wow hes an asskid
by Asskid September 3, 2023
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Assident

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.
Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.
by Gunz72 October 19, 2023
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