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The Arizona Arctic Circle

When a group of men form a circle that faces magnetic north and reach-around jerk each other off while rubbing a piece of ice on the back of each other's necks.
"Last night we did The Arizona Arctic Circle and it was intense, one guy got nerve damage from frosbite on his neck"
by Xhueyeauphe November 16, 2021
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yuma arizona

Yuma, Arizona is like living on Venus. Hell on Earth.

January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.

May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.

June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.

August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.

The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
Person 1: Why do you keep coughing out sand?

Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona

Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
by loud_coochie July 19, 2022
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arizona cold

Weather experienced in the Phoenix area during the winter months (Dec.-Feb.). Weather in which it is too warm to wear a winter jacket or big coat and if you do wear one, you will look like a huge douche. then, when you wear a hoody or thin jacket, you get cold. Thus it is arizona cold.
Johnny - Man it is chilly out here and this is the warmest hoody I have and I am still shivering.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.
by menick December 27, 2008
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arizona iced teabag

the process of soaking your balls in iced tea and teabagging a girl in the face
cold fast and squishy thats an arizona iced teabag for you
by joemomma94 January 9, 2009
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university of arizona

The best university in Arizona, located in Tucson. Top rated for programs in Optical Engineering, Physics, Astronomy, Nursing, Geosciences, Anthropology etc. Far better then that loser good for nothing party school called ASU.
I went to the University of Arizona, Brian went to ASU and he is a loser
by Arizonian January 4, 2007
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Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.
Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.
by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010
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Arizowned

(1) verb. Retaliation from the State of Arizona or residents of Arizona for other cities' threats to boycott the state after passage of its controversial immigration law.

(2) verb. To be detained by Arizona police for suspicion of being in the state illegally.

Also: Arizpwned.
(1) Los Angeles was arizowned after the state threatened to cut off power in response to the city's official boycott.

(2) A: Why didn't Juan show up to work today?
B: He got arizowned.
by justiferous May 20, 2010
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